Thank you. I really, really needed you to reward me for my efforts over the past two days. You must realize as well as I do that the pool opens in less than two months and my kids seem to expect that I will take them there. And swim. In a bathing suit.
And of course I know that I have not, in fact, lost two pounds of fat. That would be impossible (though miracles do happen, you know!) But hey, two pounds of water still means two less pounds of bloaty-ness, right?