Posted by: heartfull | May 13, 2008

Dear Eddie Bauer Designer:

I have three questions.

  1. It was so thoughtful to put a hidden kangaroo pocket behind the front panel of my linen skirt.   Wow – its like a built-in fanny  pack – only across my belly!  My question, though, is what, exactly would I keep there?  Were you thinking I would keep my mobile phone in there?  Because wow, that would really improve the drape of the skirt.
  2. Did you know it bunches and the sides gape open as I walk?   Attractive…
  3. And finally, as to the idea of storing essentials in the belly area:  don’t you think we all have enough baggage in that area?

Here is a secret:  Women don’t want pockets in close-fitting clothes.  That is why we like our purses so much.



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